Sunday, September 11, 2016

Sunday, Sept. 11, 2016

The First Day of Summer Vacation

Donny and Andy had a GREAT day planned!  It was the first day of summer break!  They were both up at dawn, met in their tree house, and each brought food for the day.  No way were they going home ... there were adventures to be had this summer!

Bologna and crackers washed down with several swigs from a common Kool-Aid container was the best breakfast ever!  
Two explosive "BURPS" sounded through the air!

Laughing loudly and rolling around play-fighting, Donny almost rolled out of the tree-house. Luckily they stopped just in time.

"Come on!  Let's go down to the creek!"
"Race ya!"
"You're too slow!  You run like a turtle!"
"Yeah....and you run like a girl!"

The two boys chased after each other, first one taking the lead, then the other.

Skidding around a curve in the path they almost ran over Old Man Tompkins, who was out taking a morning run.

"You two better be more careful!  You almost ran me over!" he shouted at them.

"Sorry!"  "Sorry!" the two called as they raced away.

"Little rowdies!" he growled. Grinning he added, "But, it is the first day of summer break.  Bet those boys have all kinds of plans."

If he only knew...

The two boys waded in the creek, climbed at least a dozen trees, ate apples out of the Anderson's orchard (they didn't get caught), joined in a game of baseball with some other kids, Miss Baker fed them jelly sandwiches and more Kool-Aid for their lunch, went fishing, swung like Tarzan on some low hanging tree limbs, tagged up with Jimmy for a while and went bike riding (borrowing bikes from Jimmy's little brother and sister), and had one of the BEST first days of summer break in their lives!

"Donny!  Look!  It's getting real dark!  I think we should head home."

"Nah!  We got at least ten more minutes before it gets real dark.  Besides, it's the first day of summer vacation."

"Yeah, and it'll be my last if my dad gets the switch after me.  I'm heading for home."

"Oh, jeez, Andy,  You're such a spoil sport!"  Donny griped as he picked himself up off the ground and brushed the leaves and grass and some of the dirt off his clothes.  "Okay.  Let's go home," he whined, giving a big smile so Andy would know he wasn't really upset.

*****************Meanwhile, back at the Parker/Turner family residences*****************

"Jane, have they found Donny yet?" Aunt Sarah asked.

"No.  Neither of those two boys have been seen in more than two hours.  It's getting dark and they're supposed to be home. They're in sooooo much trouble."

"Where was the last place you know they were?"

"Miss Baker fed them some lunch.  Then they took Kathy and Eddie's bikes, without permission I might add, and no one has seen them since they brought the bikes back.  That's almost three hours ago."

"Jane, Caroline, we've come to help look for the boys.  Do you have any idea where they are?"

"None," Jane said. Looking at her sister's face, Jane suddenly sat down, covered her face and began to sob.  "I'm so scared.  We've been looking for almost two hours and can't find either of them."

"They're ok.  They're ok.  You have to believe that.  Maybe they're inside somewhere watching cartoons."

"No.  They know they're not supposed to go in anyone's house if the parents aren't home."

Frank and Walter pulled up in front of the house, jumped out of the car, and ran up the porch steps. 

"Jane," Frank said, simply holding his wife close, "I'm sure the boys are okay.  They're both bright, smart young lads and they ... they... they might even be asleep somewhere after playing all day in the sun."

Walter had his arm around Caroline, who had her face buried in his shirt, sobbing.

Neighbors, aunts and uncles from two counties over, friends, and strangers had all joined in the hunt for the two boys.  But now it was dark.  The stars were shining brilliantly in the night sky.  And the boys had not been found.

Frank and Walter took their wives into the house and poured them two strong cups of tea saying, "Drink this."  The neighbors and relatives congregated on the front porch, talking in hushed, worried tones.

The sudden quietness from the front porch alerted Frank and Walter that something was happening.  Striding toward the front door, Frank stopped in his tracks as his son opened the front door and called out, "Hi, Mom!  I'm home.  What's the big occasion? Why is everyone here?"

First, Relief.  Second, Anger.  Anger won.

Towering over his son, Frank had never looked so big in Donny's eyes.  Leaning over, Frank grabbed the front of his son's shirt, lifted him off the floor, and straight-armed him up to the ceiling.

What happened next is debatable, but Donny swears to this day that his father "stuck" him to the ceiling and then proceeded to point his finger in his face and tell him in no uncertain terms that, "You had better NEVER pull such a dumb, foolish,thick-headed trick again.  Going off all day and not checking back in, worrying your mother to tears, scaring the police, the neighbors, and just look, all your aunts and uncles are here to help us look for you because we were all worried to death about you and you....you....you are off playing some silly game or doing something asinine instead of taking care of your self and knowing that your mother and I would be worried sick about you and not know what might have happened to you."

and on and on and on

Donny did not come down from that ceiling until, finally, his father burst into tears, wrapped him in his arms and hugged him so hard he could barely breathe.

Every brother, sister, neighbor, cousin, friend, aunt, uncle and policeman that were there swear to this day that this is exactly what happened.

They wouldn't all be lying would they?

And Donny never pulled a silly trick like that again.  Or, at least if he did, he got home before dark.

P.S.  Donny swears he was stuck to the ceiling for at least an hour.  His brother swears it was only 20 minutes.  I don't know who's telling the truth.

copyright Gail Truax 2016




Monday, September 5, 2016

                                      WHAT DID YOU DO LAST SUMMER?

 Mac, 6 years old, was a bright, intelligent, engaging child with a big smile for everyone.  But now, summer was over.  School had started.  The dreaded first lesson of the year was upon Mac.  "What did you do last summer?"

"What am I  going to write about, Mommy?" Mac asked.

"How about our trip to Ohio and what a good time you had at your cousin's wedding?"

And that's exactly what Mac did.  He  wrote about his family's trip to a cousin's wedding, where he and several other family members had enjoyed 5 days of games, picnics, swimming, hiking, and horseback riding.  And, of course, the wedding.  But the wedding wasn't nearly as much fun as he had playing with his cousins.

You can imagine his mom's surprise when she received a phone call from her son's teacher requesting a parent/teacher conference immediately.   "What could be wrong?" Jinny worried.

"Mrs. Smith, I don't quite know how to bring this up to you but I feel I must because this is just so bizarre...so strange... that to not mention it I would be deficient in my duties as a teacher."

"Mrs, Clark, what is wrong?  What has Mac done?"

"Mac hasn't done anything but I think you should know what .... activities....he was involved in during the summer break."

"Activities?"

"Ummm....yes.  I understand you went to a wedding over the summer?"

"Yes."

"And the younger children spent a great deal of time with their older cousins?"

"Yes."

Biting her lip, Mrs. Clark said, "And....did you know that Mac and his older cousins spent a lot of time 'playing' in the outhouse?"

Jinny's sat back, her eyes widened, and then she began to smile.

"Mrs. Smith, this is not a laughing matter.  I am worried that this 'play' might have been .... wrong."

"Oh, Mrs. Clark,  I appreciate your bringing this to my attention but I can assure you, there is nothing to be worried about."

"How can you be sure?  Mac wrote in his paper that he and his cousins spent a great deal of time playing in the outhouse."  Mrs. Clark replied, holding the homework out for his mother to read.

"Because the 'OUTHOUSE' is not an outhouse like you are thinking.  My aunt and uncle called it that because when they first bought their farm the house was almost ready to fall down.  Animals were living in it, the roof had several leaks,  and they called it their "Outhouse".    As a joke.  However, they remodeled the entire house and it is now a nice 3 bedroom home where several families stayed over the wedding.  The kids waded in the creek, caught crawdads, rode horses, and climbed trees.  They had a great week."

Relief flooded over Mrs. Clark's face.  "I am  glad to hear that.  I was so worried about Mac.  And I didn't know how to approach you with this information."

*********************************************************************************

When we bought our farm, the "former" farm house was in bad dis-repair.  We spent a lot of time and money whipping the "OUTHOUSE", as we fondly called it, back into a livable condition.  The blood, sweat, and tears of more than a year produced a house we were able to offer to our big family as a "stopping point" between family visits.

When our son announced that he and his girlfriend were getting married, we were pleased as punch to offer to any and all relatives that if they were willing to share the 3-bedroom, 1 bath, large kitchen-living room combination "OUTHOUSE" with other family members, they were welcome to stay with no hotel bills.

Needless to say, many relatives took us up on the offer.

Everyone had a great time.  Between our house and the "OUTHOUSE" we hosted between 20-30 people.  Since both of us came from big families, we were used to sharing living space and everyone had a good time.

The older nieces and nephews cared for the younger ones.   The wedding was definitely a second-string activity.

We still haven't changed the name of the "OUTHOUSE."   It's still there.





Greymalkin and the Heroic Rescue

Third in the Greymalkin books.  Enjoy this little tale about two cats, two sisters, and a great adventure.

Available on Amazon



Saturday, April 23, 2016

A tropical island

Guantanamo Bay, Cuba   April 2016    A trip to remember....A tropical paradise....An island of history

And the Iguanas...they are everywhere...it's amazing how quickly they grow on you.

Guantanamo Bay Lighthouse and Historical Center
is the Facebook presence if you are interested in 
following the renovation process.

Saturday, March 26, 2016


The child's eyes never stopped laughing, her feet never stopped swinging.  Her big smile and bright eyes lit up the corner of the restaurant.  She was enjoying have lunch with her Nana and Papa.  The young daddy watching her was reminded of his small daughter at home.  
   
An uncle, who had stopped in for a cup of coffee, watched the three of them as they laughed their way through lunch.  The child's playfulness reminded him of his sister's nephew, who had dubbed him "My favorite uncle."

Everyone returned to their lunch.  The two men returned their attention to the child when they heard her Nana tease her, "I'm going to get your nose!" 

The little girl grabbed her nose and leaned as far away as possible.  After a few minutes of playful teasing, Nana prevailed and triumphantly announced, "I got it!  See?  It's right here!"

Laughing so hard she was unable to speak the child finally choked out, "No, Nana, you don't have my nose.  See, it's right here," and lifted her small hand just enough to show Nana her nose was still on her face.

"No," Nana said.  "Your nose is right here!  See it?"

The young daddy couldn't help himself, "I'll give you a dollar for that nose!" he called to the child.

"What!  Did you hear that?  We can sell your nose for a dollar!  I think we should do it.  A dollar's a lot of money," Nana teased.

The little girl looked at the man who had bid a dollar for her nose and, still laughing and still covering her nose, shook her head and said, "No".

Nana said, "Maybe we should.  What do you think?"

"I'll give you five dollars for that nose!" the Uncle chimed in, wanting to be a part of this bit of playacting.



"Five dollars!  O my goodness!  We have a bidding war going on for your nose!"

After a brief pause, Nana continued, "What do you think?  Five dollars is a LOT more than a dollar.  You might want to do this."

The little girl was laughing so hard that all she could do was shake her head "No."

"Five dollars!  That's a lot of money." Nana insisted.

Still laughing, the little girl continued to shake her head.

"I don't think this little girl is going to sell her nose," Nana said as she gave the two men a sorrowful glance.

The restaurant seemed very quiet after the bidding on the child's nose stopped.  The little girl finished her lunch.  The young daddy prepared to leave.  On his way out, he leaned into the little girl and said, "I'll still give you a dollar for that nose!"  

Giggling, the little girl shook her head, "No."  Disappointed, the young daddy shook his head sadly, giving the young child a sorrowful look as he trudged sadly away.


As the grandparents and the child were leaving, Nana noticed the Uncle smiling and tapping his nose.  "He would still buy your nose if you let him," she whispered to her granddaughter.  Her granddaughter quickly put her hand over her nose and shook her head vigorously.

Sighing, Nana told the Uncle, “I just don’t think she’s going to sell her nose!” as they left the restaurant.

The Uncle shook his head and began to plan a trip to California to visit his nephew.



And all was right with the world.


© Gail Truax 3262016

Saturday, March 5, 2016

Greymalkin and Ginger-Kitty: A New Beginning

 THE STORY CONTINUES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHxDIq-TtbU


    


In 2013 
Greymalkin and the Baby Dragon 
was published.


   
                                                                      



                                     In 2014 
            Greymalkin and the Birthday Surprise 
                               was published.






A third book "Greymalkin and the Heroic Rescue" will be published in 2016.  The story keeps growing!







But ... there are 3 cats in this picture! Who is the third one?  




While we try to figure out the answer to this mystery, I will try to find amusing and/or interesting tidbits for you to read.

Such as:
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Pinterest:  https://www.pinterest.com/sheryllea/greymalkin/     
                             (for coloring pages and info)

Signing off!